#fma shitpost

[somesonofabitch]

This is my favorite panel in the manga

[heavenlyshadowhunter]

Ex-yakuza househusband and alchemist housewife. Both badasses, both loving their partners so much

[nohajwo]

my last two brain cells when I finally start rewatching fma and one of them gets the brainrot resurrected

[alphonzogo]

if any of you guys get this dumbass joke i love you forever

[hawkeyedflame]

Vibe check from god

[spectra-bear]

[somesonofabitch]

Yall, I am so concerned for Edward Elric. I like, never see him with a water bottle. mf seems so dehydrated

[heavenlyshadowhunter]

Has this been done before? If yes, I'm doing it again. Happy father's day!

[nohajwo]

(bolts upright in bed)

I love Roy Mustang and I want him to be happy and accomplish his goals but I also want him to suffer a lot first because he's an arse and I hate him

[jazz-cat-on-a-broom]

This is very important and relevant

Can’t stop thinking of the dichotomy between Ed and Al in relation to their individual appearances/mannerisms and their willingness to commit violence.

Like, everyone assumes Ed is the more violent one because he is loud and curt and always getting into fights.

And, like-Ed will throw down at the drop of a hat if he sees someone committing an injustice.

But he also would never take a life unless it was absolutely necessary.

Compared to Alphonse, who is soft spoken and gentle and is absolutely ready to kill a bitch at a moment’s notice.

The minute Al learned to transmute without a circle, it was over for everybody. The only thing keeping him from going on a blood soaked rampage was Ed and the various kittens he has living in his armor at any given moment.

[g1ngerbeer]

fire doesn't start with an M, colonel. colonel.

[wreedenthusiast]

Bro what even is this?? 😭😭

Kimblee, mentally tallying up all the horror Edward is putting him through: What if I just blow up a child ?

Captain Wens, hard of hearing on account of serving w Kimblee in Ishval: What THE FUCK did you just say???

Kimblee: WHAT IF I JUST EXPLODE A CHILD? *miming clapping and exploding someone w alchemy*

Captain Wens: Oh thank fucking god that’s what you said!!! Yeah, go for it.

Kimblee, processing what just transpired, horrified: CAPTAIN IS THAT THE KIND OF MAN YOU THINK I AM????

Captain Wens, standing up and leaving.

Kimblee: Wens???

[eelektrossfan]

Traumatic event on a shirt, but there’s so many so it’s a shop at this point

[spectra-bear]

comics that cater to a specific audience (me)

[somesonofabitch]

Officiant: I now pronounce you man and wife

Ed: she's my MECHANIC.